Stuck (The Walrus)

BY DON GILLMOR , ILLUSTRATION BY MICHAEL BYERS, PUBLISHED June 20, 2016 Traffic is ruining our lives—but we can be saved. I’m wedged between a bmw driven by a dark-haired woman on my left, and a Corolla with a sign advertising a housecleaning service on my right. Behind me is a man in a Buick whose angry operatic…